Q. What do you call a wild horse removal contractor dressed up as an advocacy group?
A. The Campaign Against America’s Wild Horses.
Q. What do you call an EPA-registered pesticide that can only be used on female horses and burros capable of doing environmental damage?
A. Zonastat-H.
Q. What do you call the application of said pesticide by said group to control herds that pose safety hazards or are thought to be overpopulated?
A. Illegal.
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